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371 Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli? He was pulled under by a strong currant!

372 A young girl is walking along the river and comes across a religious gathering where the minister is baptizing members of his flock. The minister asks the girl if she has found Jesus. ÏNo,Ó she says. Whereupon the minister pushes her underwater, pulls her back up, and repeats, ÏHave you found Jesus?Ó ÏNo,Ó she says, and is dunked back in the water and again asked, ÏHave you found Jesus?Ó ÏNo!,Ó she says in exasperation, ÏAre you sure this is where he fell in?Ó

373 Shakespeare walks into a pub. The bloke behind the counter says, "I'm not serving you mate ­‐ you're Bard."

374 Two parrots sitting on a perch.One says to the other, "Can you smell fish?"

375 Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 "ate" 9

376 I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like his passengers

377 What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

378 Marge: "Homer, you never listen to anything I say!" Homer: "Thank you. I would like an omlet."

379 2 cows are in a field. the first cow says "hmm i feel a little bit sick" the second cow replies "Shut up! or you'll get us both killed!"

380 what is the sleepiets fish? a kipper