461 "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure," said the young student confidently. "Means carrying a child."
462 My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met...
463 A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is one who lives in it. A psychiatrist is the one who collects the rent!
464 Did you hear about the Invisible Man that married the Invisible Woman? Yeah, their kids aren't much to look at either.
465 So these vultures decide to fly to Florida on an ariline. They got on board carrying six dead raccoons and the flight attendant says, "I'm sorry, but there's a limit of two carrion per passenger."
466 Question: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Answer: I will tell you later.
467 "Are you a lawyer?" "Yes." "How much do you charge?" "A hundred dollars for four questions." "Isn't that awfully expensive?" "Yes. What is your fourth question?"
468 what's brown and sticky? A stick.
469 eskimo husband and wife in an igloo.they hear "thump thump thump thump"on the roof. the wife turns to the husband and says" whats that noise?.He looks out the window and says" dont worry luv it's only rain dear"(reindeer!)
470 Why is one side of a "V" of geese always longer? Because there are more geese on that side.