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431 What can you eat in a Cyber Cafe? Micro Chips

432 A young karate champion joined the Army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.

433 If I had a pet newt I would call him "Tiny", because he'd be my newt.

434 If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

435 A piece of string walks into a bar one day and asks for a beer. The bar tender says, "I'm sorry but we don't serve string in this bar." The piece of string walks out and returns the next day asking for a beer. No luck. The bar tender turns him away again, "Sorry but we don't serve string in this bar."

The next day the piece of string returns to the bar, but before entering, he ties a knot in himself and messes up his hair. He enters the bar and asks for a beer. "Aren't you a piece of string?" the bar tender asks. "No," he replies, "I'm a frayed knot."

436 What was born to succeed? A budgie with a blunt beak!

437 Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers!

438 Doctor. Doctor. "I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor. "I've got some cream for that."

439 How much does a pirate pay to have his ear pierced? A Buccaner (buck an ear)

440 A drunk was standing on a London Street corner shouting "It can't be done! It can't be done!" Just ten, a Bobby aproached him and said: "What can't be done?" The drunk answered, "Look, up there on that sign, it says 'DRINK CANADA DRY.' It just can't be done ...It's too Bloody big!!!"