401 Q.What did the monk say when returning to his monestary after a trip around the world? A. The world is my cloister.
402 Whats black and shiny and sails the seven seas? ....Binbag the sailor!
403 What has more courage, a stump or a rock? A rock, because it's a little boulder.
404 A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a drink. When it's served, he asks how much it will be. "For you," the bartender answers, "no charge."
405 News Flash from Chicago: Man found face down in bathtub full of milk and corn flakes with banana in rear! Police looking for cereal killer.
406 Two jelly babies walked into a bar with their friend the Hard Gum. When they went up to get drinks, some cough sweets went up to them and started hassling them. The jelly babies were a bit scared and went to the Hard Gum to ask for a bit of help. He replied , "I'm not going anywhere near them, they're menthol!".
407 A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied "I don't know, it all happened so fast."
408 Q: Where does a King keep his armies? A: In his sleevies
409 A woman walked into a bar and ordered a double entendre, so the barman gave her one.
410 Where do horses go when they are injured or hurt? The Horsepital.