Jokes

Jokes


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391 Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up. "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see." Watson said, "I see millions and millions of stars." Homes: "and from that you deduce?" Watson: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and in even a few of those have planets, its quite likely there are some planets like earth like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life." Holmes: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent."

392 What is the last thing a fish says when it hits a wall? Dam!

393 Did you here about the magic tractor ? It was driving down a lane then it turned into a field !

394 Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left him.

395 Three guys walk into an office building...you think one of them would of noticed it was there...

396 Two peanuts walk into a bar........... One was a salted

397 Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or dad, my older brother Colin or my younger brother Ho­‐Cha­‐Chu. But I think its Colin

398 What do you call a mushroom who buys you drinks all night? A real Fungi to be with.

399 You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving the other day. They left a little note on my windscreen saying parking fine. So that was nice

400 Q: Why did the egg cross the road? A: To research its geneology.